The Gregory Incident

While out on a roadtrip the TMS RV broke down in front of a cave. The TMS Co-founders Platyduck and LargerLeader blindly wandered around like idio- er uh.. very smart people until the found the cave. For some reason they decided that the best plan of action was to jump directly into the cave with a flashlight that had 10 minutes of battery left as well as a camera. Since it was dark in the cave, the two instantly fell down a hole but somehow didn't die unfortunately luckily. Inside of the hole they found a large living skeleton that they named Gregory (HT015). Gregory has proven to be incredibly hostile towards all personal that we've thrown volunteered into his pit. Platyduck and Largerleader barely escaped the pit with their lives. Then they decided to go back in like 60 more times for some reason. Expect a video log of an expedition soon/eventually/never because TMS upload schedule is garbage.